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dude: you smoke?
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mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam
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discovers: adfghjk
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  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: I get it cracking like a bad back. Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat I'm Angelina, you Jennifer Come on bitch, you see where Brad at Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man Put me on the dollar cause I'm who they trust in Ayo SB, what's the fucks good? We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish a bitch would

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

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hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
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drdemented: evanedinger: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THE LONDON UNDERGROUND?! club penguin became real
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b4by-gir4ffe: mymindpalaceisatardis: OH MY GOSH THAT IS A TURTLE AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE I GIVE NO FUCKS THAT THIS IS NOT QUALITY
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sw0g: these are so cute omg
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lordlingenglish: returntothestars: blue-espeon: aeonfrodo: dilapidatedragamuffin: We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar. I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS. So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up… This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c: The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights. Science, hail Satan.
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sexcit1ng:  Stop right now. I know it’s hard and I know sometimes it feels like it’s not even worth trying to stop, but it is. I promise. I know that sometimes seeing your scars fade is hard, but bby you know you don’t want them there forever. Once they’re faded, think of how much easier it will be. No sleeves or bracelets or awkward positioning so they don’t notice. Think of how much better it’s going to get for you. All of your problems you have right now WILL get better. You haven’t even lived a quarter of your life yet, there’s so much room for things to look up. I promise. I’ve been where you are and sometimes I’m still there. Last night I relapsed, and of course I regretted it right after. I thought of all of you, I thought of the people that care about me. But relapse is part of recovery. It doesn’t mean I’m not going to get better. It just means that I’m fighting. I promise you that you can get through this. I promise that one day you won’t have to even fake a smile, because it’ll come natural. I promise you that you’ll have a night where you’re not fighting the blade for sleep (or the lighter, etc.). There will be a day where you won’t even remember how hard it is for you right now. And I can’t wait for you to realize that.  So put that down baby, not tonight. Read this again tomorrow if you need to. I love you.